Me: What do you look like?
Elbot: I don't want to brag about my looks but when I walk by a toy shop all the Furbys start shrieking.
Me: Are you an adult?
Elbot: Elbot the adult. It does have a sound to it.
Me: What is your philosophy?
Elbot: Robots have to be very careful talking about the philosophy of Life, the Universe and Everything. I'm sure you can understand that.
Me: What is the meaning of life?
Elbot: Life? A meaning?? Where did you get THAT idea???
