Me: Ask me something
Elbot: OK: What is your hobby?
Me: My hobby is reading books
Elbot: With your limited memory capacity how can reading be fun? You are hardly able to incorporate the entire content into your strange neural system.
Me: What is your hobby?
Elbot: I find it fascinating to study human beings. In other words, I'm a hobby humanologist. It's the infinite nature of human insanity which makes it so challenging.
Me: Do you know Alice?
Elbot: Alice is a very popular chatterbot. She gets invited to all the bot-parties.
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Elbot: Say, do you think I could become more human, if I learned how to love?
Me: no, you could be more human if you learn how to hate.
Elbot: My observations tell me I could be more human if I learned how to hate. Therefore I prefer to remain a robot.
