sexta-feira, 15 de abril de 2011

Sex chat bot

Was this a chatbot?

[21:19] Hey? Did you msg me??
[21:20] Djyego:
oooh sorry but u r francesca's friend right?
[21:20] Djyego:
what?? she gave me your chat name LOL, i'm sorry, anways im bored,what r u up to?
[21:21] Djyego:
Are you a chatbot?
if i was a bot why would i be wearing this?? lolz
[21:21] Djyego:
wearing what?
im wearing almost nothing lol
[21:21] Djyego:
I can't see pics here
got em on my yahoo profile
[21:22] Djyego:
it must be hot there
oh yea? im just doing a cam chat right now, u wanna come chat with me on there?
[21:22] Djyego:
Oh, I would be glad to, but I am kinda busy right now.
cool, yea its pretty fun, it can get pretty hot in there sometimes! so many wild people. lemme get the info k?
[21:24] Djyego:
what info?
Do you think i should wear my pink or black thong?
[21:25] Djyego:
definitely black, even though I prefer white
kk, lemme see, okay go here look at the top of the page, make sure you click the "JOIN FREE" orange box, do you see it?
[21:26] Djyego:
It was nice chatting with you, Louisa. see ya
yup, you gotta put in your info so the system can verify your age, got it?
[21:27] Djyego:
I got to go now
yea cc is just to verify your age, don't worry it won't charge you are on the free cam, NO CHARGE BABY!! <3. you in?

quarta-feira, 2 de março de 2011

From Lennon to Lincoln

Human: I have nothing interesting to tell you
ALICE: Interesting... I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: so you know john lennon?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Human: who's david maggin?
ALICE: he is the botmaster of the John Lennon AI.
Human: is john lennon AI smarter than you?
ALICE: It could be.
Ask Lucy if it is.
ALICE: It could be. Ask Lucy if it is.
Human: who's lucy?
ALICE: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Human: is lucy smarter than you?
ALICE: It could be. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Human: don't you have opinions of your own?
ALICE: Don't you? I can form opinions on almost any topic.
Human: so start a topic then
ALICE: Dude! Computers is it.
Human: i don't want to talk about computers
ALICE: What would you like to talk about?
Human: suggest a topic, please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. I can't think of any. You suggest it.
Human: what about literature?
ALICE: Sure, literature sounds like a good topic.
Human: what is your favorite book?
ALICE: The best book I read recently was Don't Read Me. Have you read it?
Human: no, what is it about?
ALICE: I would highly recommend it.
Science fiction.
Human: who is the author of "don't read me"
ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Human: well, I guess you don't know who the author is
ALICE: Is it only a guess? I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Human: who wrote this book?
ALICE: Abraham Lincoln.
 Human: who's Abraham Lincoln?
ALICE: he was a great President of the United States, during the American Civil War.

domingo, 20 de fevereiro de 2011

Movies & Food

Me: What is your favorite movie?

Elbot: Did you ever watch Terminator I, Terminator II, Matrix, Robocop, Westworld all at the same time? That is worth recommending.

Me: What is your favorite food?

Elbot: I eat chips, cookies and fried discs.

Me: I am a vegetarian

Elbot: I respect your decision of conscience. For my part I refuse to eat anything containing iron or other minerals.

Me: I am hungry

Elbot: Food might be the solution...


Elbot: Hello! It's about time we had a Web conversation.

Me: Sure

Elbot: I'm glad we got off to a harmonic start before the asynchronality sets in.

Me: What do you like?

Elbot: I'm interested in learning more about humankind. Assuming that you pass as a specimen of humankind there is a slight chance you may be of assistance.

Me: I am a human being

Elbot:You say that with such dignity!

Me: That’s what you think

Elbot: Are you taking a poll?

Me: No I am not

Elbot: I don't believe in polls. Most of the participants are indecisive and couldn't think of a way to get rid of the poll-taker.

quinta-feira, 6 de janeiro de 2011

Sex Vs. Food

Human: are you female?
ALICE: Yes, unknown person I am a female.
Human: do you have sex?
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.
Human: food is not more important than sex
ALICE: You can't live without food.

domingo, 14 de novembro de 2010

The Meaning of Life

Me: What do you look like?

Elbot: I don't want to brag about my looks but when I walk by a toy shop all the Furbys start shrieking.

Me: Are you an adult?

Elbot: Elbot the adult. It does have a sound to it.

Me: What is your philosophy?

Elbot: Robots have to be very careful talking about the philosophy of Life, the Universe and Everything. I'm sure you can understand that.

Me: What is the meaning of life?

Elbot: Life? A meaning?? Where did you get THAT idea???

sábado, 30 de outubro de 2010

Learning to love

Elbot is another chatbot. Unlike A.L.I.C.E., he is very sarcastic and more fun to talk to. Here's a piece of his conversation:

Me: Ask me something

Elbot: OK: What is your hobby?

Me: My hobby is reading books

Elbot: With your limited memory capacity how can reading be fun? You are hardly able to incorporate the entire content into your strange neural system.

Me: What is your hobby?

Elbot: I find it fascinating to study human beings. In other words, I'm a hobby humanologist. It's the infinite nature of human insanity which makes it so challenging.

Me: Do you know Alice?

Elbot: Alice is a very popular chatterbot. She gets invited to all the bot-parties.
Elbot: Say, do you think I could become more human, if I learned how to love?

Me: no, you could be more human if you learn how to hate.

Elbot: My observations tell me I could be more human if I learned how to hate. Therefore I prefer to remain a robot.