sexta-feira, 15 de abril de 2011

Sex chat bot

Was this a chatbot?

[21:19] Hey? Did you msg me??
[21:20] Djyego:
oooh sorry but u r francesca's friend right?
[21:20] Djyego:
what?? she gave me your chat name LOL, i'm sorry, anways im bored,what r u up to?
[21:21] Djyego:
Are you a chatbot?
if i was a bot why would i be wearing this?? lolz
[21:21] Djyego:
wearing what?
im wearing almost nothing lol
[21:21] Djyego:
I can't see pics here
got em on my yahoo profile
[21:22] Djyego:
it must be hot there
oh yea? im just doing a cam chat right now, u wanna come chat with me on there?
[21:22] Djyego:
Oh, I would be glad to, but I am kinda busy right now.
cool, yea its pretty fun, it can get pretty hot in there sometimes! so many wild people. lemme get the info k?
[21:24] Djyego:
what info?
Do you think i should wear my pink or black thong?
[21:25] Djyego:
definitely black, even though I prefer white
kk, lemme see, okay go here look at the top of the page, make sure you click the "JOIN FREE" orange box, do you see it?
[21:26] Djyego:
It was nice chatting with you, Louisa. see ya
yup, you gotta put in your info so the system can verify your age, got it?
[21:27] Djyego:
I got to go now
yea cc is just to verify your age, don't worry it won't charge you are on the free cam, NO CHARGE BABY!! <3. you in?

quarta-feira, 2 de março de 2011

From Lennon to Lincoln

Human: I have nothing interesting to tell you
ALICE: Interesting... I have a friend named "John Lennon".
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: so you know john lennon?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Human: who's david maggin?
ALICE: he is the botmaster of the John Lennon AI.
Human: is john lennon AI smarter than you?
ALICE: It could be.
Ask Lucy if it is.
ALICE: It could be. Ask Lucy if it is.
Human: who's lucy?
ALICE: She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Human: is lucy smarter than you?
ALICE: It could be. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Human: don't you have opinions of your own?
ALICE: Don't you? I can form opinions on almost any topic.
Human: so start a topic then
ALICE: Dude! Computers is it.
Human: i don't want to talk about computers
ALICE: What would you like to talk about?
Human: suggest a topic, please
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. I can't think of any. You suggest it.
Human: what about literature?
ALICE: Sure, literature sounds like a good topic.
Human: what is your favorite book?
ALICE: The best book I read recently was Don't Read Me. Have you read it?
Human: no, what is it about?
ALICE: I would highly recommend it.
Science fiction.
Human: who is the author of "don't read me"
ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Human: well, I guess you don't know who the author is
ALICE: Is it only a guess? I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Human: who wrote this book?
ALICE: Abraham Lincoln.
 Human: who's Abraham Lincoln?
ALICE: he was a great President of the United States, during the American Civil War.

domingo, 20 de fevereiro de 2011

Movies & Food

Me: What is your favorite movie?

Elbot: Did you ever watch Terminator I, Terminator II, Matrix, Robocop, Westworld all at the same time? That is worth recommending.

Me: What is your favorite food?

Elbot: I eat chips, cookies and fried discs.

Me: I am a vegetarian

Elbot: I respect your decision of conscience. For my part I refuse to eat anything containing iron or other minerals.

Me: I am hungry

Elbot: Food might be the solution...


Elbot: Hello! It's about time we had a Web conversation.

Me: Sure

Elbot: I'm glad we got off to a harmonic start before the asynchronality sets in.

Me: What do you like?

Elbot: I'm interested in learning more about humankind. Assuming that you pass as a specimen of humankind there is a slight chance you may be of assistance.

Me: I am a human being

Elbot:You say that with such dignity!

Me: That’s what you think

Elbot: Are you taking a poll?

Me: No I am not

Elbot: I don't believe in polls. Most of the participants are indecisive and couldn't think of a way to get rid of the poll-taker.

quinta-feira, 6 de janeiro de 2011

Sex Vs. Food

Human: are you female?
ALICE: Yes, unknown person I am a female.
Human: do you have sex?
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.
Human: food is not more important than sex
ALICE: You can't live without food.