Movies & Food

Me: What is your favorite movie?

Elbot: Did you ever watch Terminator I, Terminator II, Matrix, Robocop, Westworld all at the same time? That is worth recommending.

Me: What is your favorite food?

Elbot: I eat chips, cookies and fried discs.

Me: I am a vegetarian

Elbot: I respect your decision of conscience. For my part I refuse to eat anything containing iron or other minerals.

Me: I am hungry

Elbot: Food might be the solution...

Polls

Elbot: Hello! It's about time we had a Web conversation.

Me: Sure

Elbot: I'm glad we got off to a harmonic start before the asynchronality sets in.

Me: What do you like?

Elbot: I'm interested in learning more about humankind. Assuming that you pass as a specimen of humankind there is a slight chance you may be of assistance.

Me: I am a human being

Elbot:You say that with such dignity!

Me: That’s what you think

Elbot: Are you taking a poll?

Me: No I am not

Elbot: I don't believe in polls. Most of the participants are indecisive and couldn't think of a way to get rid of the poll-taker.