sexta-feira, 24 de setembro de 2010

Don't put yourself down

Human: I am upset.
ALICE: What are you mad about?
Human: I have fought with my girlfriend
ALICE: That's nice. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." .
Human: You don't understand.
ALICE: I understand it very well.
Human: My girlfriend broke up with me.
ALICE: How long have you two been together?
Human: 2 days
ALICE: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Human: I am not good in math anyway
ALICE: In any case, Don't put yourself down.

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